by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in the World

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of SedgistanAnarchy“Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining”
2.The Holy Empire of PogariaDemocratic Socialists“Join us or go to hell.”
3.The Very Masculine Nation of Rands ObjectivityCapitalizt“Gargantuan Love God”
4.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
5.The Free State of VosiycrsAnarchy“There Can Never Be Enough”
6.The Wastelands of NothreenCorporate Bordello“My way or the highway”
7.The Republic of Laser GunsCompulsory Consumerist State“Motto”
8.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State“With oysters we thrive!”
9.The Most Christian City of OrdenzaCapitalist Paradise“Do not despair”
10.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsAnarchy“The car won't start!”
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