The Most Patriotic in STUPID
World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Preussen-Nassau | Civil Rights Lovefest | “One Nation, United In Peace” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Neutral-Moresnet | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Neutraliteit, Vrijheid, Gelijkheid” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Inferior Earth | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Deine Mutter /pos” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Groot-Dietschland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Joe Mama strikes back” | |
| 5. |  The Council State of Noovistian | Left-wing Utopia | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 6. |  The Socialist Repuplic of Union of Noovistian | Left-wing Utopia | “Freedom is always the freedom of the dissenter.” |
