The Most Ignorant Citizens in Stornoway
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Vagr | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Community” | |
| 2. |  The State of Feqo State | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 3. | The State of Zeit | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 4. |  The State of Uyghurjiang | Corporate Bordello | “We Will Endure” | |
| 5. | The District of Hsiao | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Lynnette | Anarchy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 7. | The Queendom of Epsilon Pegasi | Anarchy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The State of Squirrely | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” |
