The World World Census
The Highest Drug Use in the World
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
2. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
3. | The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “My bill is pointy.” | |
4. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
5. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
6. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
7. | The Hellhole of Fudgedup | Capitalist Paradise | “It's just a prank bro!” | |
8. | The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
9. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
10. | The Truly Free State of Western Scientificum | Anarchy | “That's your own problem!” |