The Fattest Citizens in Stargate Command
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Stargate Command is ranked 21,332nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Far-Seeing Surveillance of The Ancient Observer||Democratic Socialists||“To see all there is is to see nothing”|
|2.||The Most Serene Republic of Doctor Lam||Democratic Socialists||“You're not fine.”|
|3.||The -Former- GA Delegation of The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Paradise is just a wormhole away.”|
|4.||The Reborn Agrarian Nation of Tollana Gamma||Democratic Socialists||“Third time's a charm?”|
|5.||The Republic of Just Another Wrapperian Puppet||Democratic Socialists||“Sergeant, make it spin.”|