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Stargate Command World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Stargate Command

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Stargate Command is ranked 21,332nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Far-Seeing Surveillance of The Ancient ObserverDemocratic Socialists“To see all there is is to see nothing”
2.The Most Serene Republic of Doctor LamDemocratic Socialists“You're not fine.”
3.The -Former- GA Delegation of The Puddle Jumping Wads of WrapperInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Paradise is just a wormhole away.”
4.The Reborn Agrarian Nation of Tollana GammaDemocratic Socialists“Third time's a charm?”
5.The Republic of Just Another Wrapperian PuppetDemocratic Socialists“Sergeant, make it spin.”