The Fattest Citizens in Stanistan
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Nemesistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A nation of romance, sarcasm, math and language” | |
| 2. |  The Neoliberal Post-Democracy of Theconomistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Laissez-faire” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Reactionaryzstan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Oh sorry, we're not allowed to say that now, are we?” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Capricioustan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ooh, shiny!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Centristan | Corporate Bordello | “To balance criticising the left and defending the right” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Penuryzstan | Father Knows Best State | “Poverty is a sin that the rich never forgive” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Cheugyzstan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Live, Laugh, Love” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Quotidistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “...” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of Karkatistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “BEEP BEEP MEOW” | |
| 10. |  The Emirate of Erratistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Change Is Progress” |
