The Most Advanced Defense Forces in Stanistan
Nations ranked highly spend the most on national defense, and are most secure against foreign aggression.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Nemesistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A nation of romance, sarcasm, math and language” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Karkatistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “BEEP BEEP MEOW” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Reactionaryzstan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Oh sorry, we're not allowed to say that now, are we?” | |
| 4. |  The Emirate of Erratistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Change Is Progress” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Quotidistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “...” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Strawmanistan | Democratic Socialists | “The future will be better tomorrow” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of Pioustan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Obey thy God” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Cheugyzstan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Live, Laugh, Love” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Centristan | Corporate Bordello | “To balance criticising the left and defending the right” | |
| 10. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Capricioustan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ooh, shiny!” |
