The Most Ignorant Citizens in Stanistan
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Penuryzstan | Father Knows Best State | “Poverty is a sin that the rich never forgive” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of Nemesistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A nation of romance, sarcasm, math and language” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of Pioustan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Obey thy God” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Reactionaryzstan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Oh sorry, we're not allowed to say that now, are we?” | |
| 5. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Capricioustan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ooh, shiny!” | |
| 6. |  The Emirate of Erratistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Change Is Progress” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Cheugyzstan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Live, Laugh, Love” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Centristan | Corporate Bordello | “To balance criticising the left and defending the right” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Quotidistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “...” | |
| 10. |  The Neoliberal Post-Democracy of Theconomistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Laissez-faire” |
