The Most Ignorant Citizens in Standardly Uniformed Shenanigans
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Military-Industrial State of Deustches Volksrepublik | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ein Volk, Ein Staat” | |
| 2. |  The Bombed Wasteland of Nova Chanaan | Corporate Police State | “It's actually Nueva Canaán, but NS names don't like ´” | |
| 3. |  The Regime of the Bayonets of Foehn Paramilitary Regions | Corporate Police State | “The true enemy is still hiding in the shadows.” | |
| 4. |  The Supermarket in a Warzone of All Quiet on the Mercadona Front | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Señor, esto es un Mercadona.” | |
| 5. |  The Incorporated States of CCAA del Lejano Oeste | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I Like Fruit” |
