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The Smartest Citizens in Standardly Uniformed Shenanigans

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Standardly Uniformed Shenanigans is ranked 25,999^th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Supermarket in a Warzone of All Quiet on the Mercadona Front	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Señor, esto es un Mercadona.”
2.	The Regime of the Bayonets of Foehn Paramilitary Regions	Corporate Police State	“The true enemy is still hiding in the shadows.”
3.	The Bombed Wasteland of Nova Chanaan	Corporate Police State	“It's actually Nueva Canaán, but NS names don't like ´”
4.	The Military-Industrial State of Deustches Volksrepublik	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Ein Volk, Ein Staat”