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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Burnelli	Right-wing Utopia	“Getting By”
2.	The State of Ceram	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Strength Through Freedom”
3.	The State of Deported Russians	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Seeking Home”
4.	The State of Diesis	Anarchy	“RIP”
5.	The State of HMS Gunderson	Anarchy	“Power Protecteur”
6.	The State of Player Created Puppet	Anarchy	“Dare what to say”
7.	The District of SJK	Corporate Bordello	“Community”
8.	The State of Telmun	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”