The Most Armed in Spiritus
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Swagagia | New York Times Democracy | “Wadda wadda bing bang” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Rogamarkian Puppets II | Democratic Socialists | “Vorwärts immer, rückwärts nimmer” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Kunta | Democratic Socialists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Lugruecor | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The Red Meritocracy of Asmovia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Do what is right because it is right” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Reino da Banda | Father Knows Best State | “In the island Fresh air smells like weed” | |
| 7. |  The Most Excellent Republic of Ionida | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “You get money! You get money! Everyone gets money!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Bustined Up | Civil Rights Lovefest | “You got all Bustin'd Up” |
