The World World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Kingdom of Minote	Democratic Socialists	“Balance...”
2.	The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“25000000BC or Bust!”
3.	The Confederacy of The Goggles	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Deo Vindice”
4.	The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option	Father Knows Best State	“Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions”
5.	The Grand Duchy of Mustanoki	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Dico, Dico, Dico”
6.	The Poetic Tendencies of Aersoldorf	Psychotic Dictatorship	“But for paper, wars would be rare”
7.	The Protectorate of Yesterday	Iron Fist Consumerists	“One day we'll invent the wheel”
8.	The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land	Corporate Police State	“Praise be to our Holy Goddess”
9.	The Hotdog-craving birb of Seagull	Corporate Police State	“Ack? Ack!”
10.	The Oh lord I wanna go of Elite leomonade	Iron Fist Consumerists	“CEDAT FORTUNA PERITIS”