The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in South China Sea
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of South China Sea | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 2. |  The State of Ko-Han | Right-wing Utopia | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 3. |  The State of Zhonghai | New York Times Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The State of Alpha Orionis 1 | Corporate Bordello | “We Will Endure” | |
| 5. |  The State of Traverse Point | Corporate Bordello | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 6. |  The State of Ling Yige | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 7. |  The District of Mao Xiaotong | Anarchy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 8. |  The State of Xiao-Jing | Anarchy | “By the People, for the People” |
