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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in South Carolina

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of BAE Los Rios	Moralistic Democracy	“Armada del Ecuador”
2.	The State of Bellefeuille	Iron Fist Consumerists	“State of Fear”
3.	The Queen's State of Caroline Liberty	Corrupt Dictatorship	“RIP”
4.	The Republic of Clemson university	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
5.	The Fighting Nation of Gamecocks	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“An unjust law is no law at all”
6.	The Blind Leading The Blind of I 20	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Dum spiro spero - While I breathe, I hope”
7.	The State of Magothy	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“First Step”
8.	The Queen's State of Ossabaw	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Start”
9.	The Oppressed Peoples of Secessionist	Corporate Police State	“The North was mad and blind, and so the War came.”
10.	The State of White Point	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Start”

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