The Most Secular in South Australia
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of The Foxes Swamp | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “What doesn't Kill you makes you Stronger!” | |
| 2. |  The State of Michelle | New York Times Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Asimai | Capitalist Paradise | “Governorate” | |
| 4. | The Queen's State of Crawford Monroe | Capitalist Paradise | “Start” | |
| 5. |  The State of Aleeshah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 6. |  The District of Adelaide Gold | New York Times Democracy | “Best Place” | |
| 7. | The State of Manomet Hill | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “First Step” | |
| 8. |  The District of Kingscote | Corporate Bordello | “Our Community” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Rannoch | Left-Leaning College State | “וואָס איז טויט קען קיינמאָל שטאַרבן” | |
| 10. | The State of Paul Brown | Capitalizt | “Peace and Justice” |
