The Fattest Citizens in South America
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, South America is ranked 12,526th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Free Land of Accurate Rio de Janeiro | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Bullets, beatings and bombs.” | |
2. | The Commonwealth Realm of Neragua | Anarchy | “Liberty and Unity” | |
3. | The Banana Republic of Paquador | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Libertad y Orden” | |
4. | The Federal Unified Republic of San Martino | Corporate Police State | “Santiago! San Martiño! By God's will and force of arms!” | |
5. | The Republic of Calimera II | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “En Unión y Libertad” | |
6. | The Union of Federated States of Mesozalia | Capitalist Paradise | “Notre Union pour toujours” | |
7. | The United States of -Tawantinsuyu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty and Justice” | |
8. | The Free Land of SC Corinthians Paulista | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Time do povo” | |
9. | The Republic of O-M-G | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “OMG,the free A.G.H,the boss” | |
10. | The BRITISH Overseas Territory of Malvinas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Las Malvinas son británicas” |