The Nicest Citizens in South America
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Entheogen Brew of Ayahuasca | Democratic Socialists | “The Devine Vine” | |
| 2. |  The Socialism of Santa Thereza | Civil Rights Lovefest | “¡Santa de Todos, para Todos!” | |
| 3. |  The Free Roving Republic of Hell Bovines | Left-wing Utopia | “Cows With Guns” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Sao-Paulo | Left-wing Utopia | “Work and Respect” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Castroreale | Democratic Socialists | “Nec Luceo Pluribus Impar” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of Free Surinam | Democratic Socialists | “Die Partei hat immer recht!” | |
| 7. |  The Benevolent Dictatorship of Neo-Freedom | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Freedom, Equality and Science!” | |
| 8. |  The Third Republic of Neony | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 9. |  The Democratic Republic of San Dismas | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Progress through Fellowship” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Entre Rios | Left-Leaning College State | “Libertad o muerte” |
