The Most Patriotic in SOS Brigade
World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The National Government of Capitalist Bourgeois States | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I'm too sexy for Inflation. Too sexy for deflation” | |
| 2. |  The Data Overmind of Ryokou Asakura | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kyon-Kun, come here!” | |
| 3. |  The POW Camp of Stalag-13 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “There has never been a successful escape from Stalag-13” | |
| 4. |  The Co-Dictatorship of Parkist Korea | Moralistic Democracy | “It's nowhere to be found” | |
| 5. |  The Esper Entity of Itsuki Koizumi | Father Knows Best State | “Tsumaranai hanashi desu yo to boku wa iu” | |
| 6. |  The If you Please of Sir Joseph Porter | Father Knows Best State | “The Ruler of the Queen's Navy” | |
| 7. |  The How Cute of Kaguya Shinoumiya | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kaichou, O Kawaii Koto” | |
| 8. |  The Adventures of Mikaru Asahina | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Come on let's dance!” | |
| 9. |  The Tinned Spaghetti Pizza of Bill English | Right-wing Utopia | “Fear my tinned spaghetti and Pineapple Pizza!” | |
| 10. |  The Door-Kun of Minato Arisato | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I don't care” |
