The Smartest Citizens in SOS Brigade
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Disappearance of Yuki Nagato Chan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kyon-Kun... Suki” | |
| 2. |  The United States of Bill J Clinton | Father Knows Best State | “Time to put you out of your misery, Bobby boy. Yee Haw!” | |
| 3. |  The Esper Entity of Itsuki Koizumi | Father Knows Best State | “Tsumaranai hanashi desu yo to boku wa iu” | |
| 4. |  The National Government of Capitalist Bourgeois States | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I'm too sexy for Inflation. Too sexy for deflation” | |
| 5. |  The POW Camp of Stalag-13 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “There has never been a successful escape from Stalag-13” | |
| 6. |  The Co-Dictatorship of Parkist Korea | Moralistic Democracy | “It's nowhere to be found” | |
| 7. |  The Let's Do This of Jacinda Ardern | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Anmari Sowa Sowa Shinai de!” | |
| 8. |  The Misfortune of Kyon kun | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kyon Kun Denwa” | |
| 9. |  The Adventures of Mikaru Asahina | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Come on let's dance!” | |
| 10. |  The Melancholy of Haruhi Susumiya | Moralistic Democracy | “Hare Hare Yukai” |
