The Fattest Citizens in Sonnel
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Canon Destroyers of Sulsuland | Capitalizt | “OoPs SulSu BrokE ReaLiTy AgAIn” | |
| 2. |  The Hegemony of The Confederacy of Nationalism | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Nothing is beyond our reach.” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Zakhoren | Father Knows Best State | “ ” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Neo Cultist II | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 5. |  The Hacking Encore of Upper Sunrise Islands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “5H0CK TH3 5Y5T3M” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of Way Cood Peato | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 7. |  The Sonnelite Perplexity of Turita | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “T ur Ita?” | |
| 8. |  The Jingoistic States of Chartistan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Who the hell is #1 again?” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of The Elder Lands | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Be as thou willt” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Empire of Valentine 7 | Democratic Socialists | “After that one spelling mistake.” |
