Somalia World Census

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queen's State of Foxlee	Corporate Bordello	“Just a Little More”
2.	The Queen's State of Jacob Isaacs	Moralistic Democracy	“Father Knows”
3.	The Queen's State of Jamhuuriyadda	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Wake up”
4.	The Federal Republic of Jamhuuriyadda Federaalka Soomaaliya 1	Capitalist Paradise	“None”
5.	The Queen's State of Lansoldale	New York Times Democracy	“a little to the right”
6.	The Republic of Lemon 51	Father Knows Best State	“Lemon”
7.	The Queen's State of Manchin	Moralistic Democracy	“Great Wonders”
8.	The Queen's State of Soomaalija	Anarchy	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
9.	The Queen's State of Tandarus	New York Times Democracy	“Just Getting By”
10.	The Queen's State of Y-Psylone	Mother Knows Best State	“Beta-Alpha-Pi”