Somalia
World Census
The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Somalia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
---|---|---|---|---|
1. | ![]() | Corporate Bordello | “Just a Little More” | |
2. | ![]() | Moralistic Democracy | “Father Knows” | |
3. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Wake up” | |
4. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “None” | |
5. | ![]() | New York Times Democracy | “a little to the right” | |
6. | ![]() | Father Knows Best State | “Lemon” | |
7. | ![]() | Moralistic Democracy | “Great Wonders” | |
8. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
9. | ![]() | New York Times Democracy | “Just Getting By” | |
10. | ![]() | Mother Knows Best State | “Beta-Alpha-Pi” |