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The Most Authoritarian in Sohcahtoa

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rogue Nation of Old Texia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The obedient must be slaves”
2.	The Republic of North Texia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Howdy, Folks”
3.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Zomaris	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Soar to the Stars”
4.	The Incorporated States of South Texia	Corporate Bordello	“You Can't Stop Progress”