The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph | Father Knows Best State | “Forgive............................Never!!!!” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Father Knows Best State | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
| 4. |  The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
| 5. |  The Confederacy of The Goggles | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Deo Vindice” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Ecout | Capitalist Paradise | “Motto” | |
| 7. |  The People's Socialist Republic of Urgabah | Democratic Socialists | “Struggle, Solidarity, and Socialism!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Buddhai | Capitalist Paradise | “Motto” | |
| 9. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Insufficient experience to get experience” | |
| 10. |  The Holy Matriarchy of The Blessed and Holy Land | Corporate Police State | “Praise be to our Holy Goddess” |
