The Smartest Citizens in Socialist Assembly
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The American Dream of The South Ball | New York Times Democracy | “Ball, all night...” | |
| 2. |  The Fiefdom of Hawkgirl | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Turopillevia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Rambler40 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “While the worst Are full of passionate intensity” |
