The Fattest Citizens in Socialist Alliance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Region of New Socialist Alliance | Left-wing Utopia | “Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt euch!” | |
| 2. |  The Allied States of Stalinist Ghotia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Forget your property! Property is theft!” |
