The Highest Crime Rates in Shinka
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Vague Mystery of Wischy-Washy | New York Times Democracy | “Could be Wischland's Puppet” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Riihimaki Cocks | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Finnish Handball team” | |
| 3. |  The Ultimate Persona of Akechis Persona | New York Times Democracy | “My skills exceed yours” | |
| 4. |  The Peacebringer of Western New Scotland | Democratic Socialists | “Here to Bring Peace” | |
| 5. |  The Protectorate of Cards of Eagles 6 | Authoritarian Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 6. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Mackmyrith | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mack to the max!” | |
| 7. | The People's Republic of Reisen | Democratic Socialists | “Live Long” | |
| 8. |  The Fantastical Floral Forest of Ferndum | Left-wing Utopia | “Plants are pretty great tbh” |
