The Highest Crime Rates in Sheriffmuir
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Completely Bizarre Kingdom of Crazy Dementedland | Capitalist Paradise | “We're seriously messed up and crazy” | |
| 2. |  The Reunified Kingdom of Korea0 | Corporate Bordello | “One, united, capitalist Korea is the way it should be” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Mrs France | Capitalist Paradise | “Good day” | |
| 4. |  The Tsarist Kingdom of Russian Empire0 | Corporate Bordello | “God Save the Tsar” | |
| 5. |  The Beautiful Kingdom of Zaibatsu0 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Vivere alto. Vivere attraverso la Zaibatsu” | |
| 6. |  The Jingoistic States of Mrs MacNeil | Capitalist Paradise | “Conentrate” | |
| 7. |  The Commonwealth of Mr Methven | Capitalizt | “Hello” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Deans | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Uncle Peter Is The Greatest Thing Ever” | |
| 9. |  The Grand Duchy of Mrs Hair | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Work” | |
| 10. |  The Foresty Thunderstorm Kingdom of Mrs Benson | Capitalizt | “Good morning” |
