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The Largest Agricultural Sector in Seinfeld

World Census bean-counters on horseback guided herds of cattle to slaughter in order to determine which nations have the largest agricultural sectors.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Écrivain of Gustave Flaubert	Father Knows Best State	“Madame Bovary, c'est moi.”
2.	The Red Sox Nation of Sox	Moralistic Democracy	“The impossible dream”
3.	The Sculptor of Claes Oldenburg	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Art that takes its form from the lines of life itself”
4.	The Saturday Night Fever of Stayin Alive	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother”
5.	The Busway of Bus Rapid Transit	Moralistic Democracy	“Thrown under the bus”
6.	The Knight-errant of Quixote	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Tilting at windmills”
7.	The Show about Nothing of Seinfeld	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Yada, yada, yada.”
8.	The Locomotive of Train	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Their fathers' magic carpets made of steel”
9.	The Chosen Musical of Fiddler on the Roof	Psychotic Dictatorship	“L'ḥayyim!”
10.	The Architect of Saarinen	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Compromise usually comes from a fear of being pure”

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