by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Sainiti

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Sainiti is ranked 412th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of HeemskerckIron Fist Consumerists“Protenus!”
2.The Holy Empire of ChewitsaurusIron Fist Consumerists“Chewits r chewy”
3.The Dictatorship of Egalitarian FalkandsIron Fist Consumerists“Death to Democracy”
4.The Socialist Republic of Incorruptible PeoplesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“La Patrie ou la Mort, nous vaincrons”