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The Fattest Citizens in Russian Federation

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Katzius	Anarchy	“Peace and Justice”
2.	The State of Noyabrdom	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Special”
3.	The District of Nunez Rocks	Civil Rights Lovefest	“We Will Endure”
4.	The District of Putinism	Conservative Democracy	“воaнный прaступник”
5.	The District of BoccNANot	Corporate Police State	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
6.	The Republic of Mishustin	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Empire”
7.	The District of Holy Roman Empire Reborn	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“State”
8.	The Federation of WesternRussia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
9.	The Armed Republic of Pultorland	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Live to sleep”