The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Russia
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Trumptastrophe of Trumpton | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Donald Trump, YOU’RE FIRED!!!” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Colbala Con | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Velvettes russia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Перманентная революция национализма началась с нас” | |
| 4. |  The Doctors Recommendation of An Apple A Day | Iron Fist Consumerists | “An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away!” | |
| 5. |  The Greatness of Empress Catherine II | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I praise loudly, I blame softly.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Russian Syria | Moralistic Democracy | “Slava Suriya” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Alexey Navalny | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “I'm not going to appeal to violence or aggression...” | |
| 8. |  The Free State of Azov | Left-Leaning College State | “Незламний” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of All-Russian Government of Amur | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Wester-Russia | Capitalist Paradise | “Демократія это путь къ побѣдѣ” |
