The Safest in Rushmore
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of Eastfield Lodge | Democratic Socialists | “Manducate pisces fragemanaque solani tuberosi!” | |
| 2. |  The United Kingdom of Valladares | Authoritarian Democracy | “God, Freedom, and Unity” | |
| 3. |  The Metallic Brotherhood of Tikariot | Democratic Socialists | “100% Tik, 0 Tok!” | |
| 4. |  The Socialist Federation of Barunia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Boldly on Her Mighty Wings She Soars” | |
| 5. |  The Gold and Silver Alloy of Electrum | Left-Leaning College State | “We Kick Butt” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Darmen | Moralistic Democracy | “Generosity, Humility, Loyalty.” | |
| 7. |  The Prosaic Union of Gnejs | Left-wing Utopia | “Quantum Satis” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Center Iceland | Democratic Socialists | “Cui multum datum, multum quaeretur” | |
| 9. |  The United Federation of Eura | Democratic Socialists | “They see us victorin', they hatin'” | |
| 10. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Nethertopia | New York Times Democracy | “Sustinebimus solidarietati.” |
