The Highest Drug Use in Rushmore
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Marianne | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pax et Mala” | |
| 2. |  The Precarious Co-operative of The Valhallan Union | Left-wing Utopia | “Lands of Ice, Hearts of Fire” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Kingdom of Rea San Vegas | Capitalist Paradise | “Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Mytanija | Left-wing Utopia | “Prijateljstvo i jedinstvo” | |
| 5. |  The Borderlands of Norrhem | Father Knows Best State | “Till Valhall” | |
| 6. |  The Rushmori Nation of Wigu | Father Knows Best State | “His name was Wigu, he lived in an igloo” | |
| 7. |  The Gold and Silver Alloy of Electrum | Left-Leaning College State | “We Kick Butt” | |
| 8. |  The State of Qusmo | Left-wing Utopia | “Qujz dujz Luq tug Qujz peq Luq” | |
| 9. |  The Republic in Exile of Iturributa | Left-Leaning College State | “Post tenebras lux” | |
| 10. |  The Confederacy of The Afanc Strait | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The Afanc Strait” |
