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The Fattest Citizens in Roses Without Thorns

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Roses Without Thorns is ranked 7,816^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Matriarchy of Kestral de Mortfichet	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Motto...”
2.	The Free Land of United States of the states of Unidos	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“In God We Trust”
3.	The Rogue Nation of Barbatorem	Capitalist Paradise	“Slice in twain”
4.	The Sultanate of Strathglen	Capitalist Paradise	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
5.	The Jingoistic States of Grisylow	Father Knows Best State	“Grizzle me up”
6.	The Ebil Maho Shojo of The Blackest Rose	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The darkest in the valley”
7.	The Queendom of Utopiapoli	Democratic Socialists	“All for the hoard, the hoard for the lair!”
8.	The Confederacy of Mamak	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Hepsi bir olsun”
9.	The Throne atop blood and bones of The Scarlet Rot	Iron Fist Consumerists	“♫But behind those angel eyes, lies a devil in surprise♫”