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The Most Rebellious Youth in Rosaceae Sanguinare

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Sympathic Syneidocracy of Neonymphonia	Left-wing Utopia	“Mind and Body”
2.	The Civic Republic of Vistora	Capitalizt	“Onward and Upward”
3.	The Lumination of Vivo Erotia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Light, Life, Love, Lust”
4.	The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Nothing to see here...”
5.	The Transhumanist Corporation of Makina Sarif Industries	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Envisioning a New Future”
6.	The Inconceivable Metainfinity of The Cosmoprogenitors	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Semper Omnis”
7.	The Moronic Memeocracy of Czechm8	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Rem0v3 chetnik skrubz”
8.	The Deathly Presence of The Children of the Shroud	Anarchy	“Death Embraces All”
9.	The Sprawling Conglomerate of Witefyre Industries	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Burning Bright”
10.	The Liberal Oligarchy of EuroCon	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Never to Fall, Never Again”

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