The Fattest Citizens in Ridgefield
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Ridgefield is ranked 7,218th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Golden Liberty Hounds of DiRito-Opolis||Capitalist Paradise||“Trade in gold, be free, and be economically aware.”|
|2.||The Town of Ridgefielders||Anarchy||“Eight Years of Ridgefield”|
|3.||The Galactic Country of Greenfeather||Anarchy||“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”|
|4.||The Commonwealth of Elephantinus||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Death is preferable to socialism”|
|5.||The Kingdom of Blastislavia||Corporate Police State||“Trevor did it, not me”|
|6.||The Grand Duchy of Iriarte||Right-wing Utopia||“Ad iustitiam per ius”|
|7.||The Federal Republic of Axelville||Corporate Bordello||“Got it memorized?”|
|8.||The Free Land of Rojava Free State||Left-Leaning College State||“God save our cult of personality cause tourists are $”|
|9.||The Dictatorship of Duby||Iron Fist Consumerists||“You're Not Important ”|
|10.||The Allied States of Tuedoria||Left-wing Utopia||“From Many, One”|