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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Republicans

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Awesome Life of Barron Trump	Corporate Police State	“Trump”
2.	The Canine Insurgency of Dogs Against Romney	Left-wing Utopia	“Mitt is Mean”
3.	The Thunderdome Champion of Elizabeth Warren	Democratic Socialists	“An unjust law is no law at all”
4.	The Incorporated States of Employees of the Month	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Winning Bigly”
5.	The Commonwealth of Jeffersonian Republicans	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“One man with courage is a majority. ”
6.	The Holy Empire of Thank God For Donald Trump	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Chosen By God To Lead America”
7.	The United States of The Federalist Society	Right-wing Utopia	“John G. Roberts is a very sexy man.”
8.	The Unwarranted Intrusion of Transvaginal Ultrasound	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gobble Gobble Wibble Wobble Do a Noodle Dance”
9.	The Knife-Wielding Supporters of Wendy Vitter	Iron Fist Consumerists	“She is more like Lorena Bobbit than Hillary Clinton”