The Fattest Citizens in Religionica
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Elephants and Foxes | Anarchy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Rapax 1 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Greed!” | |
| 3. |  The Emirate of THX | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Fiefdom of A small province | Authoritarian Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of GYYAAAAATTTT | Right-wing Utopia | “Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler” |
