The Fattest Citizens in Rejected Realms
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Rejected Realms is ranked 2,132nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Incorporated States of Uniserve||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Our upstream provider did it!”|
|2.||The Awesomeness of Maasman||Anarchy||“Lead, follow, or get the hell out of my way!”|
|3.||The Dictatorship of FOOOOOOOOOD||Civil Rights Lovefest||“You Can't Stop Progress”|
|4.||The Armed Republic of One-Armed Albanian||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I am very busy.”|
|5.||The Dictatorship of Unitern Euras||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“God, Homeland, Liberty”|
|6.||The Rogue Nation of Extremistania||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Extremists of the world unite”|
|7.||The Most Serene Republic of Great Minervania||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Scientia est potentia.”|
|8.||The Empire of Old Imperial China||Compulsory Consumerist State||“敬拜神，服從皇帝，愛你的國家”|
|9.||The Homoerotic Implications of Turkish Bathhouse||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Steeeeeeeeeeeeamy.”|
|10.||The Grasslands of Capybara||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“We're coming up, so you better get this party started.”|