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Rejected Realms World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Rejected Realms

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Rejected Realms is ranked 2,132nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated States of UniserveIron Fist Consumerists“Our upstream provider did it!”
2.The Awesomeness of MaasmanAnarchy“Lead, follow, or get the hell out of my way!”
3.The Dictatorship of FOOOOOOOOODCivil Rights Lovefest“You Can't Stop Progress”
4.The Armed Republic of One-Armed AlbanianIron Fist Consumerists“I am very busy.”
5.The Dictatorship of Unitern EurasInoffensive Centrist Democracy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
6.The Rogue Nation of ExtremistaniaIron Fist Consumerists“Extremists of the world unite”
7.The Most Serene Republic of Great MinervaniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Scientia est potentia.”
8.The Empire of Old Imperial ChinaCompulsory Consumerist State“敬拜神,服從皇帝,愛你的國家”
9.The Homoerotic Implications of Turkish BathhousePsychotic Dictatorship“Steeeeeeeeeeeeamy.”
10.The Grasslands of CapybaraScandinavian Liberal Paradise“We're coming up, so you better get this party started.”
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