by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Regionless

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Regionless is ranked 12,446th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Autocracy of AlorgazeCompulsory Consumerist State“F##K the character limit on mottos.”
2.The Constitutional Monarchy of Portuguese Hong kongCorporate Bordello“vivat aeternum!”
3.The Multiplication of 14 x 3Moralistic Democracy“42”
4.The Splinter Realm of DataDyneIrkenAllianceIron Fist Consumerists“Prepare for some doom!”
5.The Colony of Farfarout PlanetoidCorporate Police State“It really is a long, long way to Tipperary!”
6.The Republic of LojbanlandAnarchy“cmavo, selbri, gismu”
7.The Confederation of RuveisaAnarchy“Motto...”
8.The Community of Latinx KleenexCapitalist Paradise“Latino, hispanic, chicano, espaldas mojadas are Latinx!”
9.The Democratic Republic of VilsnerNew York Times Democracy“Work, Worship, Unity, Strength, And Process!”
10.The Federation of HymnliedFather Knows Best State“Let the music breach the winds”
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