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The Most Cheerful Citizens in Region Inc

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Corporately Purified Empire of Purifination	Democratic Socialists	“No Brains? No Beauty? No MONEY!? NO ADMISSION!”
2.	The Powerhouse of Capetola XII	Iron Fist Socialists	“Versatility will allow you to be prepared for anything.”
3.	The Shining Land of Kantur	Left-Leaning College State	“Prosperity and Innovation”
4.	The Question of Timing	Corporate Police State	“One, two, three, GO!”
5.	The Incorporated States of Transuranica	Capitalizt	“You Stand Where You Sit”
6.	The Community of Leerios	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Misericordia Elegit Nos”
7.	The Republic of Atlad Golranordia	Corporate Police State	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
8.	The Feminine Feline Colony of Den Cats	Corporate Police State	“I Know What You're Thinking. I Can Read Your Mind.”
9.	The Corporate Imperium of Tzepam	Father Knows Best State	“Uprjed na Budućnosti!”