by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Refugia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Refugia is ranked 20,754th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ten Morbillion People of HoneydewistaniaCompulsory Consumerist State“Take the red pill. Drink the melonade.”
2.The Elemental Adventurer of Avatar WebbyAnarchy“Reincarnated to protect a different universe.”
3.The Free Land of Pacific AnarchistInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Anarchy or Death!”
4.The Holy Empire of MagnahoidiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Putas, cowboys y porros”
5.The Disputed Territories of Bloody HellscapeAnarchy“DIE!”
6.The Commonwealth of Chacapoyan Breakaway StatesCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom from tyranny! Freedom from The Council!”
7.The Disputed Territories of AnarchiaonAnarchy“Real peeps don't need a motto.”
8.The Grand Duchy of KozsizAnarchy“Together We Strong”
9.The Empire of Kiren4ikCapitalist Paradise“123 попу подотри”
10.The Protectorate of Pumpty DumptyCorporate Police State“we're inflating now”
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