The Smartest Citizens in Real Places
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Real Places is ranked 19,948th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Historical Measurement Error of Freistaat Flaschenhals | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Nirgends ist es schöner als in dem freist. Flaschenhals” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Kiribati | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Te mauri, te raoi ao te tabomoa” | |
| 3. |  The Borough of The Bronx | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bronx” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of West Indies | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “West Indies” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Barbados | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Barbados” | |
| 6. |  The Vast Emptiness of Space | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “How many dimensions are there?” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Azerbaijan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Azerbaijan” | |
| 8. |  The Winter Olympic Hosts of Salt Lake City | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Don't drink the water...” | |
| 9. |  The Juxtaposition of Juneau | Tyranny by Majority | “Do you know?” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Misr | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Jumhūrīyat Mişr al ‘Arabīyah” |
