by Max Barry

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Rat Nations Assembly World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Rat Nations Assembly

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Rat Nations Assembly is ranked 5,844th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Demarchy of ManjulandLeft-Leaning College State“guango”
2.The No-exit paradise of WrightMaxFather Knows Best State“Cheese and justice for those who deserve it.”
3.The Disputed Territories of Al KaffieroIron Fist Consumerists“sup Dog? Did you see any cat out there?”
4.The Armed Republic of UgrasingIron Fist Consumerists“Unity, Discipline, Work”
5.The Ratpublican Nation 🐀 of BrauliopolisInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In Cheese We Trust”
6.The Confederacy of SmurfiopiaAnarchy“No Papas, Only Smurf”
7.The Republic of Spoopy fellasNew York Times Democracy“Drink calcium or have bad bones”
8.The Oppressed Peoples of BrutehungerFather Knows Best State“Repress and drums”
9.The Holy Empire of Left on openedNew York Times Democracy“The birds work for the bourgeoisie ”
10.The Republic of Wyandot TribeFather Knows Best State“Von Eln people dela Eln people!”