by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Rat Nations Assembly World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Rat Nations Assembly

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Rat Nations Assembly is ranked 12,697th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Oppressed Peoples of BrutehungerFather Knows Best State“Repress and drums”
2.The Armed Republic of UgrasingFather Knows Best State“Unity, Discipline, Work”
3.The Oppressed Peoples of FabiotropolisCorporate Police State“Freedom Is Slavery”
4.The Holy Empire of Left on openedNew York Times Democracy“The birds work for the bourgeoisie ”
5.The Sports Kingdom of West BaroveroLeft-wing Utopia“https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL16qbE_9Lg”
6.The No-exit paradise of WrightMaxFather Knows Best State“Cheese and justice for those who deserve it.”
7.The Ratpublican Nation 🐀 of BrauliopolisInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In Cheese We Trust”
8.The Demarchy of ManjulandLeft-Leaning College State“guango”
9.The Disputed Territories of Al KaffieroIron Fist Consumerists“sup Dog? Did you see any cat out there?”
10.The Republic of Wyandot TribeFather Knows Best State“Von Eln people dela Eln people!”