The Most Secular in Quito
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Hault | Corporate Bordello | “Getting By” | |
| 2. |  The State of Heth Ge Taec | Anarchy | “Home Sweet Home” | |
| 3. |  The State of Navassa Light | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Light” | |
| 4. |  The District of Quito Villa | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 5. |  The District of Sugar Boyz | Conservative Democracy | “O Land of Beauty” | |
| 6. |  The State of Agrippia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Aurum aguila prima dinarius” | |
| 7. |  The State of Jamie Flanz | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Daring to try” | |
| 8. |  The State of Zukumura | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Far Lost Tribe” |
