The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Psychotic Dictatorships
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,922nd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL | Iron Fist Consumerists | “DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!” | |
| 2. |  The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa Niente | Corporate Police State | “How stupid are the people of Iowa?” | |
| 3. |  The Oppressive Evil Empire of Testlandstuff | Corporate Police State | “Bow down to us or be destroyed!” | |
| 4. |  The Disputed Territories of Psychoreich | Iron Fist Consumerists | “See title, slap face, laugh psychotically” | |
| 5. |  The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Terror. Strength. Oppression.” | |
| 6. |  The Cultist State of Blood Sacrifice and Fire | Corporate Police State | “Glory to the Fire God!” | |
| 7. |  The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan Dictator | Corporate Police State | “Hurting herbivores is wrong but hurting humans is right” | |
| 8. |  The MOST GLORIOUS REPUBLIC of Satan Servants | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We come from outer Hell” | |
| 9. |  The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic System | Corporate Police State | “🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥” | |
| 10. |  The Divine Force of The Almighty Lenny | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Praise be!” |
