by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Psychotic Dictatorships

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 1,810th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”
2.The Devastations of White AmazonsCorporate Police State“You own nothing and are happy”
3.The Un-Holy Grey Zombie Wastes of Shrilling FieldsCorporate Police State“To destroy you is no loss, to preserve you is no gain.”
4.The Cruel Enslaved Dictatorship of PasiniaCorporate Police State“Zero Rights, Zero Freedom, Zero Tolerance!”
5.The Academia Tyrannica of Naive SchoolgirlsIron Fist Consumerists“No running in the hallways - or else”
6.The Oppressive Evil Empire of TestlandstuffIron Fist Consumerists“Bow down to us or be destroyed!”
7.The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of OppressionIron Fist Consumerists“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”
8.The Dictatorship of RhalithCorporate Police State“POWER IS EVERYTHING!”
9.The Economic Utopia of SectianIron Fist Consumerists“Even God cannot save you in Sectian.”
10.The Cultist State of Blood Sacrifice and FireCorporate Police State“Glory to the Fire God!”
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