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The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Psychotic Dictatorships

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 9,535th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Un-Holy Grey Zombie Wastes of Shrilling FieldsCorporate Police State“To destroy you is no loss, to preserve you is no gain.”
2.The Watermelon Puppet of SebatopiaIron Fist Consumerists“All Hail Emperor Watermelon!”
3.The Devastations of White AmazonsCorporate Police State“You own nothing and are happy”
4.The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of OppressionIron Fist Consumerists“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”
5.The Theocracy of MainedFather Knows Best State“no protest cuz i act like the ccp”
6.The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plusIron Fist Consumerists“GREATEST SHOPPING MALL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!”
7.The Theocracy of YyyyyyyyyIron Fist Consumerists“Freedom is Slavery War is Peace Ignorance is Knowledge”
8.The Corporation of CHONdyneCompulsory Consumerist State“Well alright, then.”
9.The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan DictatorCorporate Police State“Hurting herbivores is wrong but hurting humans is right”
10.The Oppressive Evil Empire of TestlandstuffIron Fist Consumerists“Bow down to us or be destroyed!”
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