The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 2. |  The Supreme Dictatorship of The Iron League | Iron Fist Consumerists | “If you aren't remembered, you never existed” | |
| 3. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
| 4. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 5. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
| 6. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | Anarchy | “Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus” | |
| 7. |  The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | Anarchy | “The car won't start!” | |
| 8. |  The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands | Corporate Bordello | “If you have money, nothing is impossible!” | |
| 9. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Corporate Bordello | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 10. |  The United States of Midlands | Anarchy | “Don't just do something - stand there” |
